Maybe they sort of wanted to warn the public of a possible potential danger that may or may not harm them...probably, we should give them the benefit of the doubt. Ya know...I'm just sayin'...

Does this mean I shouldn't wait for things to cook by standing with my forehead resting against my microwave oven? 'Cause sometimes I need to rest while things get hot. I'm sure this danger would be saturating the news, except that ovens aren't as sexy as phones.