I'm just amazed that you haven't caused grievous bodily injury to the guy yet. I think you're quite restrained, personally.

SMAAAASH!

I love it when you go off!!

C'mon - don't hold back, tell us how you really feel. I think I see a group hug coming up ... after the initial flurry of extreme violence of course.

I'm glad someone finally posted some office policies regarding office manners. Who do these people think they are!!

Your cousin was multi-tasking... he just forgot for a moment who he was calling... LOL

-d

The RAT

My last comment disappeared to here goes again. When bashing The Jerk's head in with cane, please make sure you took Bill's golf club by mistake on the day you decide to do it. Bill will defend you in court, so no problem getting off scott free. Take laxative to work and offer to make The Jerk coffee. When buying donuts, put two different batches in two boxes - mark one "old" the other "fresh" - give him the "old" box and smile (he does not need to know they are both fresh). Silent treatment works excellently. Whispering works wonders too. You have my permission from now until the end of the year to make The Jerks life hell. He deserves nothing less. Okay, so maybe we can't be malicious but it would have been nice for once though. Hang in there Stacey - maybe a miracle will happen and he'll be fired.

Think of some irritating thing you can do, like humming.

Muttering to yourself is good too or tapping your pen on the desk or walking around saying "oh dear, oh dear, oh dear".

Or a sarcastic comment when walking into his office with a box of tissues something like "A tissue for that sniff?"