ROFL, that is hilarious. Are you sure your a lawyer? I thought they were all serious and brooding types. Another stereotype shot in the ass.

You crack me up.

Bill, Bill, Bill! You been sneaking sips of the cooking sherry again?

If he survives he'll problably get killed when they demolish the place. Speaking as one whose husband works in a monument I think you should be more worried about the amount of,er, shit a pidgeon can make.

what i'm more afraid of is that the security guard who makes the last walk through to make sure nobody's in the rooms will come upon this hunger-crazed pigeon. he'll open the door, and the pigeon will attack. and i won't be there to protect him.