Of course you know that if it ever happens now the mythbusters guys are going down!

Wonder if Cheney would be interested in some ocean front property in west Texas? Right on a major tributary that empties into the Gulf! (Nevermind that Mexico is emptying it faster than you can say 10 Hail Mary's)

You know, this cell-phone-at-the-gas-pump thing you've got going is starting to worry me. Especially now that you're adding other home electronic devices to it. Do I need to be calling the Home land Sec urity office here? (The spaces were intentional--wouldn't want the search engines picking it up, would we?)

You know Bill, you have enough material in your blog to write a book, get it published and for it to be a bestseller "Bill's Humorous Facts about Life".