I'm thinking maybe some mental health care might be in order for the man.
-d
Posted by -d at July 14, 2004 12:45 AMI'll second d here.
Posted by TW at July 14, 2004 11:14 AMHow many times did you bang your head on the wall after THAT conversation? While reading, I had unpleasant flashbacks to parent-teacher conferences that occured during my teaching career. It was the parents that drove me to seek a new career, not the children.
Posted by moonandsun03 at July 14, 2004 12:44 PMIf I was riding a bicycle I would also have a knife....... actually, maybe I would have something like a tazer, plus mace, plus pepper spray, plus the knife..... so let the poor guy off so he can peddle home.
Posted by Michelle at July 14, 2004 02:31 PMOh........ get the court to assign him his bus fare all the way home.
Posted by Michelle at July 14, 2004 02:31 PMI am such a softy - I feel sorry for him. I have a feeling he won't harm a flea.
Posted by Michelle at July 14, 2004 02:32 PMMe: Oh, okay. I was just wondering why you weren't riding your bike in the Tour de France.
Guy: Because my bike has a flat.
Oh god.
Me: You're not going anywhere while you're in jail.
Guy: And my bike has that flat tire.
How can you get through this stuff without cracking up?
Posted by Keri at July 14, 2004 08:05 PMDid you take a course in college about how to keep a straight face in the courtroom?
Posted by Philip at July 18, 2004 12:29 AM*shakes head*
Posted by Trish at July 19, 2004 05:20 PM