My son is begging to be bald... can you imagine!

- Dana

You shudda told him real men drink chick pea lattes.

Hey now... My daughter tried out shaving her head a few years back! Yep. I can see you shaking your head in sad wonderment. She was a gorgeous bald chick, too! She just felt like it. For something different. It's always fun having an artist in the family.

But it was middle of winter and there were no tan lines for her to deal with. That's pretty funny! He needs a bottle of QT. heh. But Bill, did you have to point out the obvious to him? In front of Michelle? She's probably really cute, huh?

I was just talking to my boys the other day about the best way to not get into a fight: Steer clear of bad situations.

I need to reinforce the point about not making inflammatory statements about personal and/or appearance related to someone you don't know very, very well.

Of course, seeing as you're an attorney, you could probably bail yourself out of jail after you got yourself into a fight.....

you LOVE people thinking you can be a shit, don't you??!! and you know i'm not talking about kevin, the guy you pretended you do not know -- so that you could sound like a real creep. sheesh. what is up with that??

The only thing coming to mind right now is:

I'm too sexy for my hair...too sexy for my hair, so sexy it huuuuuuuuuurts.

You might be a creep but your a funny creep.