lmfao!

Well, if they don't tell you there's a panic button, wtf good does it do? You have to find these things out on your own, and then what good does that do you in a real emergency.

Seems to me like someone missed his chance to do a little ass-chewing.

Oh my, that was a good laugh. Thanks I needed that.

good going counsellor. I'm just glad you didn't complete the circuit on some 220 wires. But as for the peaches, yeah, I've seen a sign saying "dont' eat these yet" - it looks like a giant pyramid of pale green peaches, each one harder and less fragrant than the last, with all the little fruitflies buzzing around elsewhere.

Oh and then there was the sign up in front of Herb's house, but that's too obvious.

OMG!!!!!

Don't DO that to me in this quiet house in the middle of the night! You made my damn devil dog - spawn of satan - BARK for crying out loud! LMAO - out LOUD! I am SO GLAD you didn't frickin' electrocute yourself because that's exactly where I THOUGHT this story was going (dan did too, I gather) and so this took me totally by surprise which made me laugh even harder and the dog wants to know exactly WHAT is going on.

OMFG...that is hysterical and I really liked Lucy's comment.

BTW...don't you know not to fuck with things that look like they might be electrified?!?!?! I thought you learned your lesson when you got zapped poolside.

Oh, and there was one part of this post that made me shout YIPPEE which stunned my dog so I know exactly what poor Keri experienced with her dog.

You need to put warnings on these posts.

I was sure it was going to finish with electrocution too. You must be the oldest child I know.