I am going to put a gold star sticker by your name today.

Education is never wasted.

Shoulda called AAA- or is that not a manly thing to do for a flat tire???

I am glad you cleared up the removal of the lug nuts for me as I could never remember whether it was clockwise or counter-clockwise. Now I know.
I always knew you were a genius.

If you ever have to defend me, I promise I will not wear the nurses uniform or the schoolgirl uniform in court.

And here I thought it was the stuck wheel that was the metaphor.

I thought it was supposed to be third wheel, not stuck wheel. But then again, VWs have four wheels, not three. And what about the axel? The nuts?

You make me think too hard, Bill. Phooey.

Wow, thanks! Boy, this post was as educational as, say, one of Philip's...

Mr. L.... you crack me up!
- Dana