I saw a veggie pepperoni stick at the natural foods store the other day. You know, the ones you buy for 50 cents at the 7-11 register that contains "beef hearts" and is filled with grease? Why would you take a questionable food product and make a vegetarian version of it? Do vegetarians miss crappy food that badly? I recommend eating real meat -- it's better for you than fake pepperoni sticks.

Actually, I recommend Morningstar sausage patties. Yum! (And I'm a meat-eater.)

As an exvegetarian I must admit it seemed strange to have meat sustitutes all the time. When I had the urge for a "meaty taste I went back to eating meat.

A three year old in France died last week from the heat when she decided to play in her parents car and couldn't get out.