Holy shit! That would piss me right off if I were a neighbor!!

I think they have group therapy for this sort of holiday affliction. Maybe you could go with my next door neighbor, whom we affectionately call "psycho decorator" this time of year.

I hope you bought all those at after Christmas sales, too.

On the other hand, y'all make some KICK ASS Cashew Brittle- THANK YOU!!!

Just a minute. I have to stop laughing long enough to think of a comment here.
Maury. Maury Povitch. That's who you'd see about the paternity of Winnie's bastard kid. And I'm not proud I know his name, either.

dear god, lucy, THIS IS NOT OUR HOUSE!!!

dear santa,

for xmas i want a crossbow... with lots of arrows!

thanks,
mark

Fortunately for us we do not see that in this country because they would not last 5 minutes - here one moment, stolen the next *lol*.

Do ferrets like to nibble on power cords?

No reason.

That's HYSTERICAL!!!!! OMFG! I especially love all the damn reindeer. Can't buy just one of those adorable little bastards. Gotta have a whole herd to fill the yard with!

I wanna know why the leftover witches are still there, however. That's my question of the day. And who the heck is Winnie's bastard child? Someone tell me that? I even remembered Maury's name, sadly enough. Me. The girl who hasn't had a television in how many years but I could still remember Maury.

I love Mark's idea. Santa, I think you should definitely buy him that particular gift for Christmas. LOL!