I don't know why but after reviewing the diagram and reading all of this the only thing coming to mind is GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!
Posted by KathyHowe at January 21, 2005 01:11 PMWhere did you find it???
Posted by Jenorama at January 22, 2005 01:43 AMWe've had those kinetic things before. We put the battery in and start them swinging and expect great things to happen. They go for a little while and then they stop. Great disappointments that's what they are. No great balls of fire, for sure. They suck. Usually. Or else it's because we aren't 8. I think you have to be 8 to make them work properly or some damn thing. Or a newk-yoo-lerr phiz-sizzz-sizzz-sizzz-cyst or some damn thing.
(Don't get fucking mean, get fucking even. Your friends love your tongue-in-cheekiness. It does TOO work for you.)
Posted by Keri at January 22, 2005 10:57 AMYou could always take it back to the shop. I used to have the president's address somewhere. He might still, just about, be 8.
Posted by Anji at January 23, 2005 04:17 AM