I've been wondering about this one for a while. I don't think it's as bad as they thought it would be. Cell phone technology has improved so much in recent years.
At Olivier's orthodontist we are asked to turn our phones off. All the bimbo assistants seem to spend 90% of their time yakking into their phones.

all the nurses in the hospital had cell phones they'd answer when they came into my room. but could i have my cell phone to make MY calls? the hospital phone would not allow me to call my house or my kids (different area code).

Put down that cellphone!
Okay, I wont make a peep.
My taupe suit scared you.

Suzette is moving beyond wench into the B-word category. And yes, yes it's true: I'm jealous I didn't think of a train haiku first. Now this!

My momma didn't raise no quitter. The best is yet to come!!!

Call me the b word.
Or queen of peepku comments.
I liked wench better.

Remember my experience at UPMC Presbyterian in Pittsburgh? The man that yelled at me told me I was going to kill his wife if I didn't get off of the phone RIGHT NOW!!! Right down the street from Presby is UPMC Magee Women's Hosp. and all of their nurses walk around with cell phones in their pockets. That is how they communicate with each other, the nursery, other floors, etc. Explain that!

Plenty more where that
came from, Suzette. Don't mess with
this Peeps-loving chick!

Oh good grief. You're STILL AT IT!??? ;) Bill, will you announce a winner already and put these two (and us) out of their misery?

THIS SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR THE MYTHBUSTERS!!!! Quick someone email Adam and Jamie! adamsavage.com! they need to test this bitch out so bill has some ammo!

You need to print that Mayo Clinic study result on a piece of paper and tape it to your forehead when you're sitting in the waiting room and then ask "am I sitting within a few inches of unshielded equipment? No? Then feg off."

I think they want you to .want. to leave the hospital.