Oh, I would be soooo pissed. I'd be dragging those dipfucks into civil court, too. Fucktards.
Posted by lucy at March 29, 2005 12:18 PMI don't know so much about doubting the chocolate defense. My native Mexican cohorts at work bring me up some Tequila-filled chocolates that buzz me up pretty good. Might be that if I ate two or three pounds they might just impair my driving more than just the sugar buzz alone. I'm just saying, could be.
Oh, again, kudos to you. I really like this one-stop-news-shop you've got going. Saves me quite the load of time in my busy day. Keep up the good work.
Posted by Vicki at March 29, 2005 01:55 PMI don't know about the buzz you can get from the chocolates but I do know I wouldn't eat 'em. They just look... wrong somehow. Meh. What do I know?
You want death by chocolate come on over to my place and consume the table-full I've got spread before me right now. I've been dipping all morning. I'm about to move on to the drizzling phase. :)
The first story reminds me of Garden State... "By the way, it says "BALLS" on your face." :)
Posted by Keri at March 29, 2005 03:02 PMI can get high from chocolate, only I can't move when I do. I just sit and hallucinate. Wonder if I'd qualify as an expert?
Posted by TW at March 30, 2005 09:49 PM