Perhaps you should run for president, it's obvious.

Ah yes, the old 'sausage strapped to the thigh' trick.

What type of terrorism, exactly, are we talking about here? :snort:

Didn't Lucy ( I Love Lucy) try to board a plane with a big hunk of cheese dressed as a baby?

Good luck with your grant - need a letter of recommendation?

Well, if cheese gets included, I volunteer my flock of dogs as The Cheese-Detection Security Force. They can either hear the wrapper or smell the stuff from anywhere in the house. We can't figure which it is so any cheese terrorists probably won't be able to either. All I know, is you touch cheese in house and you've got an instant audience. We'll get 'em good.