SHELL Station?

Were you lost too?

I wasn't laughing, it was Kathy back there!

Yes, I was laughing and receiving dirty looks from my coworkers that are trying to have a business meeting.

If I get a reprimand, I'll say it's Bill's fault.

I WAS laughing, but only at your lame attempt at a Minnesota accent. geeze Bill. Haven't we taught you ANYTHING yet? You not only hafta get the words right, but ya hafta get alla dem der stress marks in just the right places, dontcha know. Ain't that right, Kath? He outta come on up here and take a few lessons some time dis summer I tink.

Uh, Bill, "E" is for Empty...

And "E" is for Entertaining, as Bill always is.

"E" is for Eloquent, which Bill seldom waxes.

But "E" in auto language is never, ever for Extra.

"E" is also for Ewwwww! This comment stinks!

You are, like, so unscientific about this low fuel thing, to wit: First, you must determine how many miles you can drive on Empty before you actually drive on empty.

Sheesh!