Sounds perfectly reasonable to me.

Oh Jeez, I knew there was a reason there were no ads for fake trees in yesterday's massive volume of sales papers...and, as usual we're fucked. I already threw out the real tree tree stand thingie.

In the summer you can hang bananas off of it and tell people it's a banana tree.

I made this mistake a few years ago. Buying one of these damn trees. You realize the mistake when the strings of lights burn out. And are still strung on the damn branches. Wrapped meticulously around and around and around each fucking branch. And clipped there. tightly.

Fucking tree. Does yours weigh 500 pounds? Mine feels like it weighs 500 pounds. I think it was about 50 the first year. It has gained about 100 pounds a year since I bought it for no normal reason whatsoever. I hate that damn thing. And every year I have to figure out which end is which. I hate that fucking tree. It seemed like such a good idea at the time.