Glad to see you back! Happy New Year!

As to the golf course bombs - Texans daily fight a myriad of boogey bad things: huge miles long pasture fires, drought ( see first item), fire ants, bugs and creepy crawlies too numerous to list, goathead stickers, the Goatman of Greer Island, a stray Big Foot or two in the east Texas Piney Woods, and last but definitely not least, we put up with the too-frequent Presidential visit.

A couple of little bombs didn't amount to much in these here parts. (Ahem. Tongue in cheek, you know.) And, yes, because it was not a big shot VIP club facility, the threat color of the day never rose past green.

They were probably aiming for the gophers. Nah...that's Minnesota, right?

I wonder if you'd have to take a penalty stroke if your ball got moved because of a bomb exploding.

Hmmm.