October 26, 2003

Wear No Man Has Gone B4

It's not that I needed them today. That's not the reason I bring it up. It is actually a process that has been on-going for the last year. I can't explain it, and I only bring it up so that others who may encounter this particular phenomenon in the future will know that they are not going where no man one has gone before.

The topic is shoes, the things we wear on our feet -- or the things we do not wear on our feet. Many people have only one pair; many people have more than one pair, but wear only one pair; many people have more than one pair and wear enough of them to justify the purchase of more and more.

I bought a couple of pairs of Rockport casual dress shoes, one pair cordovan wingtips and the other brownish I-don't know-the-style-but-they look-cool-tips. I say brownish because the color of the leather reminded me of baseball glove leather -- yeah, weird. I love baseball glove leather, not the dyed-black Josh Beckett kind or the dyed-red Pedro Martinez kind (although I do have a dyed-red model like Darryl Strawberry used to wear back in the day before he crashed, which I had to get because someone decided he didn't need to return the Wilson A-2000 I loved forever). Okay, enough of that. Shoes.

Then, for more casual times, I got a pair of Skechers, dark-brown leather, slip-ons, no laces. I just slipped them on. And I have a pair of leather clogs and a pair of fisherman sandals, both of which I like a lot; and I don't care if anybody else likes them.

I've been wearing the baseball glove leather Rockports to court and the office, mainly because I have no idea where the cordovan wingtips have been for the longest time. I should have figured it all out when I saw, the J-Dogg, the 18-year-old wearing the clogs, but I thought he was being kind of lazy, y'know, what with the ease of putting them on; and he was taking the garbage cans out to the curb.

He always maintains that he wears size 13. I wear 12's -- I used to wear 11 or 11 1/2, but a few years back I had a bout with deep vein thrombosis, a blood clot in my right leg; and ever since then, I could probably squeeze into an 11 1/2 wide, but 12's are better. Sounds huge -- 12. But that's a foot, and I have two of them. Whatever.

But then I met the J-Dogg at Starbucks one day. He was wearing the Skechers, so I asked him why he was wearing my shoes. Upon reflection, that was a stupid question. What did I expect him to say? So, he likes those shoes -- I have not worn them in months. They are not my shoes anymore. And the cordovan wingtips? Those are his shoes. I don't remember it going down this way, like him buying them or me buying them, but I can't wear them anymore -- because they are his shoes.

The only thing I can say is that if I would have bought those shoes and brought them home and showed them to him, like any teenager, he would have left them in the boxes and would never have worn them. But I didn't. I am in the process of fighting for my clogs; but, this morning, he left the house just before us and I know that my clogs will live only in my memory.

Posted by Bill at October 26, 2003 03:25 PM
Comments

hehe, jackson's a sucker!

Posted by: mark at October 26, 2003 08:21 PM

Shoes... a post on shoes... I don't wear no stinking shoes....

okay, I'll admit it, but only once... I worse shoes AND socks today... DAMN COLD WEATHER!
-d

Posted by: d at October 26, 2003 09:03 PM

you kids better learn to share before stace catches wind of this and SHE takes the shoes.

Posted by: Kathy Howe at October 26, 2003 11:15 PM