October 26, 2003

Pass Me the Spam, Please!

To: ajred726930@legislator.com

Dude, you sent me an e-mail tonight; and, doggone it, you piqued my curiosity! Just in case you forgot what it was you were selling (because I, frankly, am baffled.), I have reproduced your e-mail right here:

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Okay AJ! I am sold on this idea! Yes, I should be able to make a lot of money off that comment I made on that website -- Man, you must have been impressed with my semantics -- or something. Did I use profanity? What kind of key word are you selling? Could the key word be "bullshit?"

Posted by Bill at October 26, 2003 10:58 PM
Comments

*snorts*

buy me a bagel and lets talk about the opportunity that sits before you.

Posted by: Kathy Howe at October 26, 2003 11:13 PM