March 23, 2004

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Scene: Court House Entrance at the metal detector

Woman: I just don't know why I keep setting it off. I'm late, too.
Guard: Miss, please step over here. I'll hand-scan you. Do you have any metal in your pockets?
Woman: I checked already. ... Wait, here's my iron pill.

Posted by Bill at March 23, 2004 12:32 PM
Comments

wah wah wah
i can hear a laugh track for that one :-)

Posted by: jenB at March 23, 2004 01:27 PM

Damn it Billy - you should add a warning before you make us read something that is so damn hilarious so (1) I can empty bladder before reading and (2) I can snigger silently behind the monitors because I happen to be at work.

Posted by: Michelle at March 24, 2004 05:36 AM

Us older ladies don't have the same bladder control as we used to.

Posted by: Anji at March 24, 2004 11:43 AM

I have no clue what an iron pill is.

Please clarify for the iron pill challenged crowd.

Posted by: Kathy Howe at March 24, 2004 02:54 PM

Sometimes when a woman is preganant (as opposed to a man), the doctor will prescribe an iron supplement. People with iron-deficient anemia take iron pills. You can get One-A-Day vitamins with iron. It was a little pill she pulled out of her pocket -- and showed it to the security lady, who didn't even smile.

Posted by: Bill at March 24, 2004 02:59 PM

A real PILL?

OMYDOG...that is funny.

The security lady clearly has no sense of humor.

LOL

Posted by: Kathy Howe at March 24, 2004 03:06 PM

wow. that definatley sounds like a [airquotes] project manager[/airquotes] i once had to work with.

Posted by: todd at March 25, 2004 06:06 PM