March 24, 2004

Time to Invade Another Country to Rally the Public Against a Common Enemy

The United States deplores non-democratic countries. That is the new philosophy, I guess. If you run a country, which is not a democracy, then you are fair game for the United States of America's plan for global democratization.

I was thinking that Monaco would be a good target. Monaco is a principality. There is something evil about a principality. And there is gambling in Monaco. More evil, to be sure. Yes, Monaco would be a good target, an easy target.

Then I did some checking. Invading Monaco would be harder than I thought because defending Monaco is the responsibility of France. Many Americans maligned France about the whole Iraq thing, but it turns out that France was kind of right about Saddam Hussein and weapons of mass destruction ... well, France was in bed with Saddam Hussein, kicking back cash on contracts, but France was kind of right. But still, it would be a tough fight, taking over Monaco. France has planes and Exocet missiles and guns and ammo.

Monaco invasion -- bad idea.

Luxembourg. Some duke runs that country. Protected by the Grand Ducal Police. What a laugh! Some police force against the whole U.S. military. No contest.

It turns out that the U.S. is planning a military invasion of Luxembourg. Luxembourg will be an example to the rest of Europe that the U.S. takes shit from nobody.

Posted by Bill at March 24, 2004 03:45 PM
Comments

You are onto something there Bill. The US government should not stop now - they are on a roll and why break the momentum *lol*

Posted by: Michelle at March 25, 2004 02:21 AM

Do coconuts qualify as WMD's? I was hoping for an invasion of Tahiti! Then, we would get televised war pictures of lovely semi-nude island people! The television Prude Police might not allow that, though, huh?

Posted by: Cowtown Pattie at March 25, 2004 09:06 AM

Isn't Andorra around there somewhere too? We can't go into Luxembourg without going into Andorra. And what about Belgium? I mean, where do you draw the line?

Posted by: TW at March 25, 2004 11:56 AM

And the Vatican? Mustn't mess up their lovely uniforms though.

Posted by: Anji at March 25, 2004 03:22 PM