May 03, 2004

Penis Enlargement Philosophy 101

We have gotten some comments from individuals who work for one of the better known penis enlargement companies. They apparently enjoy our blog in this little part of the www. I am sure that blog-surfing is frowned upon by their company -- something about decreased productivity, which is a bunch of hogwash as far as I'm concerned.

Anyway, I have deleted their comments, just so their bosses don't get wind of their transgressions. I would hate to see any of them get jacked around or worse, get fired, for making these insightful, philosophically-significant comments.

[I could do this as a bulleted list, but I have decided that from now on I will leave that sort of thing to the lady over here to the left.]

And now, I present to you the philosophers of Sexmuch Quality Penis Enlargement Co.:

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare; and he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere. -- Melissa Delaney DelValle

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. -- Melissa Woronoff

A little foolishness, enough to enjoy life and a little wisdom to avoid the errors, that will do. -- Todd Rheinfrank, who apparently plagiarized from Amy Morneweck (Amy's comment came in at 9:31; Todd's at 9:32).

For every action there is an equal and opposite government program. -- Tom Welch (the comedian of the group; his humor comes up short most of the time)

He who wishes to secure the good of others has already secured his own. -- Raegen Rasnic

Man is the missing link between apes and human beings. -- Brandon Enriquez

Just as a solid rock is not shaken by the storm, even so the wise are not affected by praise or blame. -- Oscar Romero

Some nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men. -- Carolyn Hall

With love comes strange currencies. -- Jane Latman

There is no benefit in the gifts of a bad man. -- Norman Cohen (who left a bogus website address which had something to do with online casinos -- his e-mail address gave him away, though -- be more careful next time, Norman)

If you would be unloved and forgotten, be reasonable. -- Elena Cook

you know, all the lawyers i know "in real life" are really nice as well. i only hate ones on tee vee. weird. -- jenB (Hey! She said something nice about lawyers. I had to include her comment as significant, it being the only nice thing about lawyers ever written.)

Seekers of truth invariably turn to lies. -- Abigail Banker (Okay, I'll grant you that jenB is a "seeker of truth.")

Cultivated people foster what is good in others, not what is bad. Petty people do the opposite. -- Whelan Sidney

The world is a beautiful book for those who can read it. -- John Congdon

Keep the good work. -- Alan Cheslow

My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. -- Steve Miller

I originally inserted a lyric here by the real Steve Miller, but then I figured that would get me sued by the RIAA.

Posted by Bill at May 3, 2004 11:47 AM
Comments

you forgot the bullet code, didn't you?
the "better known penis enlargement companies?"
are you fishing for more "i-love-lawyers" comments again?

Posted by: stacey at May 3, 2004 12:05 PM

I had the same commentor hit me as well although I got only two from them. I think that comment flood thing actually worked for once!

Posted by: Jeff A at May 3, 2004 01:12 PM

This is the plus side of having my comments busted for a few days isn't it?

Posted by: Kathy Howe at May 3, 2004 10:05 PM