October 17, 2004

Beware of Bath & Body Works

Took a trip to Bath & Body Works. Okay, so it's one of those things a real man doesn't do. Wanna make somethin' of it? Tell me when and where, and I'll be there to kick your ass.

I'm trying to be helpful here, with my tip of the week. I have a lot of shopping experience to lay on you all. They got these little tester spray bottles all over the place -- three on each display counter on the sides of the store. Here's the thing ... one of the little silver spray testers is labeled "Bartlett Pear." This could, I thought, actually replace the lime-coconut stuff I'm currently using because I like pears.

But here's the thing. Do not spray Bartlett Pear Home Fragrance on your hand. It doesn't smell anything like pears until about six hours later after you've washed your hands 25 times. They should really mark those little tester bottles so people who need reading glasses can see what they really are ...

Posted by Bill at October 17, 2004 01:03 PM
Comments

Go check Jacksons bathroom...it had the YUMMIEST Bath & Body Works lotion in there. Stace mentioned that there was a body wash too but that was MIA.

Come to think of it, Jax did stink purdy that weekend.

Posted by: KathyHowe at October 17, 2004 09:15 PM

Bath and Body works puts me into a major allergy attack immediately upon entry.

Posted by: TW at October 18, 2004 12:16 PM

you think BBW is bad in Cleveland? check it out in san franflagranto. the damn places actually skew your kinsey score within like thirty seconds. Still, that's long enough to get in, get a tin of olive oil body butter and a tin of hemp body butter, and then get the hell out. After a shower, rub this stuff on and you won't smell like a pizza or a bong - or an androgyne - you'll just smell good and feel good. weird, huh?

Posted by: dan at October 18, 2004 02:53 PM

*scribbling down "tin of olive oil body butter and hemp body butter" on the way out the door for bath and body works muttering thanks for sending me shopping again, billy...*

Posted by: Keri at October 20, 2004 10:15 AM