February 23, 2005

State Property

When you are going to appear in court and your lawyer tells you to wear something appropriate, like a shirt and tie, you've done well when you wear a shirt and tie and a nice pair of pants. Even the Nike running shoes are okay.

But the big long quilted parka you picked out with "State Property" embroidered on the back is not a good choice when you might be sentenced to prison. No need to give the judge any subliminal hints about where you want to reside for the next couple years.

Posted by Bill at February 23, 2005 12:38 PM
Comments

One thing for sure - your life is not dull *lol*

Posted by: Michelle at February 23, 2005 02:21 PM

When I was going to divorce court regularly I would shudder at the site of some of the people that showed up. Unbelievable what people wear to court. One chick had her thong hanging out of her drooping pants and her shirt was WAY TOO LOW. She stood in front of the judge and explained how she was turning her life around, sobbering up so she could be a better role model for her kid.

PULL YER PANTS UP AND PUT ON A SHIRT, GIRL!

Posted by: Kathy Howe at February 23, 2005 02:39 PM

Picky, picky.

Posted by: lucy at February 23, 2005 03:13 PM

Are black & white stripes out too?

Posted by: Linda at February 23, 2005 04:34 PM

so, where'd he end up?

Posted by: Jen at February 24, 2005 12:01 AM