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Creative Journalism 101

I was bamboozled into fucking blog world with the dumb fuck story that you know my writing would like totally improve and I'd like get my fucking stuff published and be all professional and not have to roll around in the mud and muck with umm you know other dumbass lawyers arguing about shit like the husband wants like two fucking thousand dollars more from the wife just cuz she’s got a job and he fucking doesn’t and all ... dumb shit like that.

So, here's the news. I have written like three novels and you know how many were fucking published? Zero. One fucking nibble ... the editor like writes back and says it's too bloody. Too gory. It's a fucking vampire novel, bitch. What the fuck do you expect, graphic realism or pussy shit. Everybody knows that vampire shit is not pretty. It's totally bloody. Like this editrix didn't know that. Heh ... whatever. Bite me, bitch.

Who gets the last laugh? I get my you know e-mail yesterday. Totally fucking cool. Like this is THE BIG TIME, not something like that bullshit Ace Books ... no, sir. Blow it out your ass, Ace Books!!

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Posted by Bill at August 3, 2005 08:21 AM