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Advertising?

There's this fucking commercial that I hate. I do not use the product. If I ever need to use the product, I will refuse on principle. Now, they go and expand the theme of the advertisement, adding other "characters," and show this fucking commercial with increasing regularity. The people in the ad agency should be subject to slow torture and then death. If put in charge of that task, I would have to think of something really, really gruesome and painful, including watching the commercials repeatedly with the mouth movements out of sync with the talking in an unidentifiable foreign accent, eyes being held wide open by toothpicks.

The fucking commercial I hate with all of the fiber of my being is the Nasonex talking-with-a-phony-French-accent-low-level-moronic-computer-animated-yellow-and-black-bee commercial. I wish someone would take a bat and smash the little fucker. Now, they added low-level-moronic-computer-animated-people to a new commercial. For what fucking reason, I don't fucking know. It's driving me fucking crazy. I changed the fucking channel one night while watching a local professional sports team getting their fucking asses kicked and the same fucking commercial was on not one -- click -- but two stations. Oh, the fucked-up glories of cable advertising. I want to kill the fucking genius who thought up this idiotic fucked up commercial. What the fuck does a bee have to do with the Nasonex? Do bees fly in people's faces and spew pollen in their faces? Better yet, I wish the fucking bee would sting one of the fucking phony human computer-animated characters and fucking die.

Could they have been any cheaper in the way they made the fucking commercial? They could have, at least, paid a little more money and used something other than a 1995 computer animation program. Did they let a first grade class do the animation?

Nasonex -- computer bee. Really fucked up.

Posted by Bill at October 4, 2005 11:19 PM