May 21, 2006

E-mail to DT

DT--

I would rather walk the dogs when it is cold and snowing than when these goddamn fucking canadian soldiers (mayflies, fucking bugs) are flying around. I walk the dogs and these mother fuckers fly up from the grass and into my face and in my mouth and my nose -- fucking things (and don't make any fucking jokes about how big my nose is, you asshole). When we were in A.L., they used to invade, but I didn't walk the dogs and didn't have to compete for air with the little fuckers ...

It's supposed to get down to near freezing tonight, so maybe that will fucking kill the mother fuckers.

At least the Indians won today. Fuckers.

Your pal,

Bill

Posted by Bill at May 21, 2006 10:04 PM
Comments

I am so grateful to live here in California where we only have to worry about blackflies and then only in the bottom of certain canyons....I'll take the occasional mountain lion over those suckers that you have.

Posted by: Joel Sax at May 22, 2006 12:49 AM

Boy, it sounds like you are really bugged!

Posted by: Vito at May 22, 2006 02:12 PM