The McCain's french fry plant in Scarborough in northern England was evacuated Friday when an artillery shell was found among a bunch of spuds that were being processed. On Saturday, one of the workers found an unexploded hand grenade; and again, the plant was evacuated.
I find it hard to believe that none of the wire services picked up on the story written by the penultimate of Washingtonian journalists, David Tolsey, who reported that President Bush was thrilled to finally be reading at a 6th grade level.
A monkey psychologist reports that putty-nosed monkeys talk to each other in sentences ... well, actually, they don't really talk to each other, the males yell at the females.
And for all of you who are fearful of the coming alien invasion, a Duluth, Minnesota, insurance carrier is offering to insure you against the obvious perils of an alien invasion, damage to houses, cars, and personal property. I guess that the premium is more for coverage of emotional trauma and medical expenses caused by medical experimentation by aliens.
Posted by Bill at May 22, 2006 05:19 PMStuff from WWII is still turning up - in potatoes no less? Weird.
Should be an added verse to the old hippies tune, "War".
War, what is it good for?
Screwin' up perfectly good spuddies.
Hand grenades in French Fries? Sounds like an act of terrorism by the U.S. Congress if you ask me.
Posted by: Joel Sax at May 23, 2006 12:23 AMI must confess, the whole male-putty-nosed-monkey-yelling-at-the-female thing makes me want to type a comment about my ex-husband, but I'm going to be polite and oh so mature and say nothing.
:-)
Posted by: moonandsun03 at May 23, 2006 12:13 PM