March 30, 2007

My Annual Art Review

Cosimo Cavallaro, who claims to be an artist, and I don't doubt that he is what he claims to be, will unveil his anatomically correct, loincloth-less, milk chocolate Jesus in New York on April Fool's Day. The crucified Jesus is made of 200 pounds of chocolate. The press release says that the Jesus sculpture is six feet tall. My impression has always been that Jesus was much shorter.

You might remember Cosimo's other important works, such as "Fish in Shit" and just plain "Shit." Or perhaps, you appreciated his seminal works, "Cheese Chair," "Twiggy in Cheese," or his opus, "Cheese Room."

Hey, it's a living.

Posted by Bill at March 30, 2007 08:54 AM
Comments

Are you sure it was a chocolate Jesus and not one like the fish?

Posted by: Anji at March 30, 2007 09:19 AM

Do you go to hell if you take a little nibble?

Not that going to hell would stop me....

Posted by: KathyHowe at March 30, 2007 01:45 PM

No offense to your entry.

I think this man's "artwork" sounds pretty shitty; he should just stick with shit as his basic theme for future creations.

Posted by: Trace at April 2, 2007 09:12 PM

Do you sit around between cases trying to come up with ludicrous art scenarios? If so, you should go into the business.

Posted by: Joel at April 4, 2007 02:10 AM

Did anyone buy Shit by the way?

Posted by: Joel at April 4, 2007 02:10 AM