March 25, 2007

Stand By Your Man

George the Lesser, ever loyal, deceitful, and dishonest, will come to the aid of his dear friend, Tony Blair, and bomb the hell out of Iran to try to get the captured Brits back.

Do I need a passport to go to Antarctica? The climate there must be better than here, especially with winter approaching.

Posted by Bill at March 25, 2007 01:35 PM
Comments

Fishing is getting pretty good down there what with global warming.

Posted by: Joel at March 25, 2007 06:13 PM

Shit. Double shit!! I'll be so fucking glad when he leaves the office.

Posted by: Trace at March 26, 2007 12:46 AM

I've heard nice things about Monaco. The Prince pays for health insurance and cable. And since their military is provided by France, they're unlikely to bomb the snot out of anybody.

Posted by: Kyle at March 26, 2007 01:04 AM

Kyle: Even ageing French rock stars like Johnny Holiday have trouble getting into Monaco.

Perhaps someone should remind him (B the L) they prefer them back whole and not in small pieces.

Posted by: Anji at March 26, 2007 01:17 AM