My cousin called and wanted to meet for coffee. I offered to get her one of the unfrozen food items in the display case at Starbucks along with her coffee. She didn't want a coffee -- she brought her own water -- and she passed on my dessert offer.
She is on an organic diet. I didn't get any farther than that, refusing to ask her about the diet, although I did compliment her on her lost 10 pounds.
Today, I was in Big Lots. I bought her a congratulatory gift, a surprise organic present.
When people get all excited about organic foods and medicines, I remind them that heroin/opium is organic.
Posted by: Joel at June 4, 2007 01:42 AMThey didnt lose the trans fat did they? Oreos just wouldnt be the same without it.
Posted by: kyle at June 4, 2007 02:39 AM