July 21, 2008

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I was eating lunch today, and eight feet in front of me was a high-def, 60-inch, flat screen TV tuned to the Food Network, a Paula Deen program to be specific. A commercial came on.

I had no idea that Carl Yastrzemski, baseball Hall of Famer, former left fielder of the Boston Red Sox, who played in the pre-steroid, greenie period, and the last Triple Crown winner in baseball, had entered into an endorsement deal for a birth control pill.

Or if he didn't, he should be getting something, since the company is trading in on, Yastrzemski's career-long and lifelong sobriquet, "Yaz."

WHAT THE FUCK?

Posted by Bill at July 21, 2008 02:40 PM
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