May 31, 2011

Cell Phones

Dear Alarmists:

According to the World Health Organization, which made the announcement today, the radio waves emitted by cell phones are "possibly carcinogenic to humans."

Don't call me. Possibly ever again.

Possibly radioactively yours,

Bill

Posted by Bill at May 31, 2011 01:34 PM
Comments

Maybe they sort of wanted to warn the public of a possible potential danger that may or may not harm them...probably, we should give them the benefit of the doubt. Ya know...I'm just sayin'...

Posted by: Heather Zysk at June 1, 2011 11:21 AM

Does this mean I shouldn't wait for things to cook by standing with my forehead resting against my microwave oven? 'Cause sometimes I need to rest while things get hot. I'm sure this danger would be saturating the news, except that ovens aren't as sexy as phones.

Posted by: Kyle at June 4, 2011 11:05 PM