December 31, 2012

Fiscal Cliff and Ranch Dressing

I have wondered this for a very long time: What is the attraction of Ranch dressing? And why is it capitalized?

Ranch dressing is ubiquitous. It seems that it is served with everything.

It sucks.

All people would put "IMHO" or some other preface indicating the writer's opinion, but this is not the writer's opinion -- it is FACT.

And all of you who think that you like Ranch dressing have been duped by advertisers. Do you really like that taste? And do you really appreciate the odor? Do you enjoy the aftertaste? Do your friends embrace the residual dog breath you have after you've had Ranch dressing?

It has been the best selling salad dressing for the last 20 years -- Chlorox did a good job of brainwashing all of you. Yes, Chlorox runs Hidden Valley.

This is a sad state of affairs.

Happy New Year!

Posted by Bill at December 31, 2012 02:35 PM