July 14, 2009
Damn It!!
It's a proven fact, just like evolution!
Swearing helps ease your pain!
July 12, 2009
Here's a Little Advice
If you're out-of-doors playing Paper Toss on your iPhone, you should be aware and I will so advise you that the wind conditions, while you're sitting waiting for your ride, do not -- I repeat, the wind you feel DOES NOT -- affect the accuracy of your toss; so do not estimate and attempt to consider, consciously or sub-consciously, the wind velocity on your toss because you will miss the basket.
And, more importantly, if you do such a thing, never reveal just what a stupid, stupid person you really are by telling someone you did so.
July 02, 2009
Two Things
The Cleveland Orchestra performs its annual concert on Public Square tonight. The sky is clearing, after rain and fog all day, which bodes well for the spectators, which might number 100,000. The streets around the square are closed to traffic; and at 6, while walking the dogs, I noticed people were already gathering on the square with their lawn chairs.
I also saw that the police have apparently determined that the alien ships on the Mall were sent in peace.
And after believing I was human all these years, I found this metallic tag that apparently worked its way to the surface of my bald head. You see, all the years of peeling scalp from summer suntans has revealed that I was made in China. I was taking a shower this morning, thought that I hit my head somewhere somehow (these things happen -- anywhere anyhow anytime -- and bald-headed people don't even know it) and that I had a scab on top of my head, said "Fuck, how the hell did that happen?" And this thing comes off my head:
I learn something new every day. I guess I don't need the jacket in wintertime.