December 10, 2003

Liar

Two guys are accused of armed robbery. The case was scheduled for trial today. The prosecutrix told one of the lawyers that one defendant was going to testify against the other. The following conversation took place in the conference room between their lawyers.

Ty: Y'know, she's a fuckin' liar.
Billy: I know she's a liar.
Ty: I'm not one to spread false rumors, Billy.

Posted by Bill at December 10, 2003 07:11 PM
Comments

The only thing coming to mind is that song, Would I lie to you.

I think it is by the Eurithmics. However the hell you spell that.

Posted by: Kathy Howe at December 11, 2003 05:58 PM

Grammatically, is that a triple negative? Or what?

Posted by: Philip at December 12, 2003 11:50 PM