January 31, 2011

Observations of the Day

  • I understand why people hate lawyers. I had dealings with a dozen lawyers today on a number of matters. They were fucking assholes. I hate them.
  • Walking two Boxers is thousands of times easier than walking one fucking Beagle.
  • Do not wear fingerless gloves when walking a fucking Beagle if you haven't checked the outside temperature. You may be sorry you didn't check and will be sorry you took the fucking Beagle out for a "walk."
  • Beagles do not like to be dragged on sidewalks or streets, but they have short memories.
  • Sometimes you really want snow to fall because black ice piles are so damn ugly.
  • Posted by Bill at January 31, 2011 09:57 PM
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